Happy Olympics everybody! We are lucky enough to live in a world where every four years, beautiful people who do amazing things with their bodies are put in an exhibition for the rest of the world to swoon over.
In honor of these happy times, I present to you Matt Anderson, a 6-foot-9 wonder and member of the USA Men’s Volleyball team.
It’s times like these when being patriotic just feels so good.
Hooray, we’ve made it to another Wednesday! And to celebrate, I offer you the loveliness that is Matt Bomer, unfortunately (for him) and fortunately (for me) a member of the male go-go dancer army that tries to take over Tampa with pelvic thrusts makes middle-aged women swoon.
My thoughts and prayers go out to the people in Aurora, Colorado. I hope their community finds solace in the fact that they have the support of millions of people. It deeply saddens me that something that was supposed to be fun and thrilling became tragic and unforgettable in a manner much different from the intentions of the filmmakers.
It’s important that we remember the victims and support those left behind. Giving this psychopath attention just feeds the fire of violence.
— How to Cover a Mass Murder (via modernprimate)
(via modernprimate)
Oh Rush, you scamp. After learning that Batman fans are more raucous than liberals when he suggested Christopher Nolan’s use of Bane as the main villain in The Dark Knight Rises was a blatant attempt to villify Mitt Romney and his company, Bain Capital, Rush Limbaugh claims he was misquoted. Which would make sense if he didn’t say these things on a radio broadcast that other people could hear. Not to mention, he never actually recanted his claims. So exactly how were you misquoted Mr. Limbaugh?
“It was the best of times, until Charlie tied me up and dookied on my chest.So, yeah. It definitely was the worst of times.”
In honor of The Dark Knight Rises, here’s everyone’s (re: my) favorite big-screen Batman looking deliciously dapper in a suit. It’s tragic that he’s already married with children that he seems to like. It’s even more tragic that that is a turn-on. Call me a homewrecker. I’d wreck that shit. I’d wreck it real hard. Happy Hump Day.
Sorry Selena Gomez look alike, this is clearly who JBiebz was trying to impress with his sW33t doughnutting (sp?) skills. Obviously, JT’s return serenading was based off of some old pictures and confusion http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/. We’re with you JT, we’re with you.
(Source: youtube.com )
Here are some shows y’all should be watching. By y’all, I mean my literally imaginary audience that I’m hoping will one day exist. Either way, this is valuable advice. Anyway, these shows are totally worth any effort you expend trying to find them.
1. Sons of Anarchy on FX (Seasons 1-3 on Netflix): Outlaw biker gang, VP with a heart of gold, and a shit ton of general badassery. That is all you need to know.
In the unlikely case that is not enough to entice you, Katey Sagal (of Peggy Bundy fame) won a Golden Globe for her portrayal of Gemma Teller, the mother of main-ish character Jax (who on his own is a great character) and the matriarch of the club. Creator Kurt Sutter was also responsible for another critically-acclaimed series: The Shield.
I’m a bit of a rocker-chick who loves tattoos and motorcycles, so I may be a little biased. But don’t let my personal preferences sway you: Charlie Hunnam, Ron Perlman, Katey Sagal, and Maggie Siff are simply fantastic as the heart of the show, and the supporting cast is phenomenal. There is enough action for the guys and enough drama for the ladies. SOA is without doubt one of the finest hours on television.
2. Justified also on FX (Season 3 begins airing in January): This show is just fantastic. It’s a new take on a cop drama. Set in Kentucky coal-mining country, Raylan Givens’ interesting back-country back story is as much of a character in the show as Raylan Givens himself.
Every line of this show is excellently delivered, and the dry wit helps solidify the awesomeness that is every character on this show. Not to mention, it’s everything a show about a cowboy hat-wearing, gun-slinging federal marshal should be.
Timothy Olyphant is spectacular. To quote another character from the show, he’s “an attractive white man with a shitload of swagger.” Not to mention, the supporting cast is just wonderful. On a side note, Olyphant was nominated for an Emmy for his portrayal of the old-fashioned law man. Plus, who doesn’t love a man wearing a cowboy hat. If your answer to that question is “Me,” watch the show. You’ll change your mind.
Long story short: watch these shows. You will not regret it.
Your leading news source for all the things you probably don't care about.
