Hooray, we’ve made it to another Wednesday! And to celebrate, I offer you the loveliness that is Matt Bomer, unfortunately (for him) and fortunately (for me) a member of the male go-go dancer army that tries to take over Tampa with pelvic thrusts makes middle-aged women swoon.
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In response to the news that Clandestine Classics, a publisher of erotica, would be releasing solid gold oldies like Pride & Prejudice & Zombies and Sherlock Holmes (wtf?) with sex scenes a la E.L. James (which presumably means poorly written and promoting orange juice for no good reason), one commenter named SkaHimself replied:
“It was the best of times, until Charlie tied me up and dookied on my chest.
So, yeah. It definitely was the worst of times.”
Fair point well made.
